• Me: *comes out of room*
  • Family: OH MY GOD SHE'S EMERGED FROM HER ROOM GOOD LORD SHE MUST HAVE RUN OUT OF INTERNET OR FOOD OR SOMETHING
  • Me:
  • Family:
  • Me:
  • Family:
  • Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(via unescapable)

happinesstodiefor:

But seriously is there really even a reason im alive I dont see why I try anymore

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo, via weaknudes)

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar, via australiansanta)

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